Time for some 'dry' humor

With all this rain, puddles the debt of swimming pools, our neighbors to the south evacuated from their homes and unable to flush their toilets, and farmers wondering what was worse, drought or floods, I felt it was time to wring out a little laugh. Dry up some of the hurt and pain with a few tears released from the bucket of laughter.

And what better way to work the giggle muscle than to laugh at someone else’s fallible experience.

In this story, and due to the shear magnitude of us needing a laugh, I will sacrifice myself. Throw myself into the proverbial dam, as it were. To block out realit...