Not such a nice guy after all

Many years ago I missed attending one of my high school proms. One of my best friends, Gary, and I were dating the same girl. Unfortunately for me, he asked her out first. Since I didn't have a back-up girlfriend, I didn't have a date.

On the night of the prom, another friend, Butch, also didn't have a date. Both of us losers decided to go to a movie together. After the movie, Butch and I were driving around in my 1950 Ford. You can imagine how many years ago this must have been. I am still feeling sorry for myself.

We drove by the school where the dance was being held, and we saw our friend G...