Asparagus - First to Harvest

I heard a story last week that made me laugh and reminisce on my early days married to Linda. A friend was telling me about a man, a jogger, who was observed jogging along a particular path every few days but would turn off the path at a certain point. He'd be gone for a few minutes then he would reappear with some plants in his hand then would start jogging again. He was always watching to see if he had been observed. The person relating the original story thought it was suspicious and believed the jogger was growing marijuana and stopped to check his plants. Turns out, the jogger had found a...