The newest symptom of COVID

I woke up feeling great. Then I turned on the radio and suddenly came down with a splitting headache. I should have known better. The news announcer on the radio was, once again, talking about the latest COVID numbers. All I could think of was how ironic it is, even though I have tested negative for COVID, that I have the latest and newest symptom of the disease. That darned splitting headache. Just to be clear, the virus isn’t causing the symptom. The constant barrage of chatter about it is the culprit. It seems like every newscaster, talk show host, and News anchor in the country is incapabl...