Cowboy State or Snowflake State?

I want to paint you a picture: a 19-year-old who barely passed his own classes is now in charge of teaching your child, a librarian is hauled off in handcuffs for a book some snowflake found "objectionable," and a school board that is bought-and-paid-for by out-of-state interests. If you don't like this, then buckle up for some alarming news: this dystopian future is at our doorstep. Here are five current state legislative bills that would help make this picture a reality:

HB 0100 would allow local school boards and administrators to hire anyone above the age of 18, regardless of education or...